Where...where was he?

Chaos and the strangest assortment of creatures were running back and forth like chickens with their heads cut off.

Speaking of chickens...

"Bwaaack...bwack" the hen sidled up next to him. Angel had no idea that a cluck could sound similar to a wolf-whistle.

"Camilla, Camilla, my love, where are you?" A blue fuzzy thing with a long hooked nose called.

"Bwaaack bwaaack"

Angel stared. He was getting hit on by a chicken. There was no other way to interpret the suggestive sounding clucks of the chicken batting her eyelashes at him. Chickens had eyelashes?

"I'm a puppet!" Angel gasped in horror looking at his hands. "No no not again."

"Mr. Angel. Mr. Angel, there you are oh, sir, it's an honor. Hey, Kermit, Mr. Angel is here. Stay right there you're on next"

"Oh hello...pardon moi, but are you the famous vampire detctive"

A talking pig in a ball gown with long blonde hair.

"EVERYBODY" a frog was shouting waving his green arms wildly. "Gonzo! You're on."

"C'mon, Camilla"

"Bwaaak" the chicken sighed at Angel again and reluctantly followed the blue thing with the hook nose.

The chicken gone the pig was sidled up to him. He didn't catch a bit of what she was saying. Something was tearing around shouting "AN-NI-MAL AN-NI-MAL!"

"Animal, like get back here noo-oow. You need to get ready for our sho-ow" a somewhat stoned sounding female voice came from somewhere in the chaos.

Animal or whatever it was ran straight into Angel and the pig. "VAM-PY- ER VAM-PY-ER VAM-PY- ER" and it attempted to stake Angel with it's drum stick

"NO! Animal! Mr. Angel is tonight's guest!" the frog shouted panicked.

~*~

Angel sat up in his bed barely stifling a scream he held out his hands in front of him. Human--er vampire--well, not puppet hands anyway. He touched his face, chest, legs and sighed in relief, nothing at all puppety.

"SPIIIIIKE" Angel bellowed. "WHAT DID YOU PUT IN MY BLOOD!"

Vampiric hearing caught the snickers and the fleeing footsteps of feet clad in Docs.