Title: Thie Place is Nutters

Author:lisa roquin

Rating: pg

Fandom: BtVS/DC Comics

Pairing: Spike, Poison Ivy

Disclaimer:All copyrighted characters and their respective universes are the property of their creators, authors, writers, production companies, publishers etc. Quite simply if you recognize it, it is in no way shape or form mine. This is purely for entertainment. No money made.

Author's Note: tth ffa 2004-05.

SOmeone had dipped this bint in enough pheromones to drive half the Eastern sea board nutters. Spike shook his head trying to clear it. The demon was all for ripping her throat out. The pheremones were too intense, and unnatural. The pollen crap she'd blown in his face had only made him sneeze.

"How about a kiss?"

Spike worked on the vines holding him. Almost loose enough to break, free as she did her little sashay towards him.

She pressed her lips to his, just as he got one hand free.

Both hands free as she stood and looked at him expectantly.

"Sorry to disappoint luv, but your poison doesn't work on someone already dead." Spike shifted into game face.

She screeched in frustration.

"This place is nutters" Spike muttered as Batman came crashing through the greenhouse roof. While Ivy was distracted by the white hat who had to be nearly as loony as the bad guys he fought Spike slipped away. He was going to find that little idiot Andrew and get back to their proper dimension if it killed him permanently.