"Sir?"

"I have a letter explaining Remy got sucked into the next dimension over, where he's made a life for himself the last few months."

The X-Men gaped.

"I suggest we get some of Gambit's things out of storage as well as notify Jean-Luc LeBeau"

"So we're going?"

"Jean, feel this."

Jean took the golfball sized crystal from the professor. Slowly she smiled. "Amazing."

The professor nodded. Between them they broadcast the message in the crystal which held the nervous mental voice of a young man who really hoped Remy's friends came for this.

"Remy's been in another dimension for the last five months?"

"So it seems." the Professor nodded. "I'd like to invite him back home. Though he might wish to stay, I'd like him to know the invitation is there and I'd also like to see where he has made his new home."

"Another dimension?"

"Cable? Nate? Rachel?" Scott looked over at Warren. "You'd almost think Remy was a Summers the way his life goes. But really. My full grown children from alternate timelines have shown up. Jean's died what three times now."

"Ja, dis coult be interesting" Kurt nodded. "I vish to go"

"I as well" Hank nodded.

"I'm in" Bobby agreed.

"Why the hell not? Done quite a lot in my life but I've never been to another dimension" Logan shrugged.

"Well it seems we have a party to get ready for" Charles Xavier smiled.

~*~*~

"Oh hi, you came! I'm Willow! Xander and Remy will be back in a bit. I'm so glad you came. Remy's going to be thrilled."

The X-men looked around the room. Mostly normal human looking female guests. A few that somewhat resembled the Gen-X student Skin with their odd folds of skin and floppy ears.

"Oh get over yourself Buffy!" a tall dark haired girl snorted. "Oh m' god. You've got to be Remy's friends!"

"Probably demented perverts just like he is"

"Oh for god's sake just cause Xander and Willow are getting laid more than you are doesn't mean you have to sulk. Remind me to buy you a new vibrator for your birthday"

"Well at least you aren't getting laid." the blonde glared.

The brunette smirked.

"DAWN!" was shouted by the blonde and the redhead.

"Xander's going to be so mad at you for ruining Remy's party!" the redhaired glared. " You had to pick today to tell Buffy about Ryan?"

"GILES DAWN GOT LAID!" the blonde shouted at the man who entered. "XANDER LET DAWN GET LAID!"

"Helloo! Dawn's nineteen and her boyfriend is twenty and human. Who was banging the undead when they were seventeen?"

"Oh good lord girls must you fight?" the man spoke with a british accent, his glasses in hand and polishing them. "Oh dear lord, you must be Remy's family. I apologize. The girls have downed several cappuccinos and sodas while organizing this today. Sugar and caffiene are rather dangerous substances in the hands of Willow, Dawn and Buffy."

"Mon fils is here? He be well?"

"Ah, you are Remy's father?"

"Oui,"

The blonde opened her mouth.

"Do shut up, Buffy, we are not having the French isn't a demon language discussion again." the man sighed.

The blonde huffed and walked over to a group of girls.

"She walked in on Remy and Xander again." Dawn rolled her eyes. "Five minutes after she walked in on some Sire/Childe bonding between Angel and SPike. She went to go complain to Xander...and..."

"I wonder if that was before or after she barged in our room." Willow snickered.

"What's so funny babe?" Kennedy walked up and wrapped her arms around Willow.

"Buffy's got PMS and hasn't had any fun not requiring batteries in a few months."

"Good Lord, girls really, Remy's family is going to think the poor boy landed in the midst of lunatics. Behave."

"Xander and Remy just pulled up." Andrew burst into the room.

~*~*~

"SURPRISE!"

"You sleepin' on de couch fo' a week, cher!" Remy growled in Xander's ear.

"Yeah right. Not going to happen." Xander laughed. "You'll never hold out a week."

"How did de professor an' Poppa? Tante?" Remy turned wide eyes on Xander.

"Hey, Willow did the Witchy thing."

"Merci, cher" Remy murmured before moving to hug his father and Tante Mattie.